I hereby formally announce my candidacy for the 2012 US Presidential election, because nobody running seems to have a clue what is right for this country. Continue reading
Monday night, Radiohead rocked the American Airlines Center on their first tour since the release of their latest full-length album, The King of Limbs, last year. The band has not been to Dallas since its 2008 tour supporting In Rainbows, and while several of its career hits were played over the roughly two-hour set, the live sound of their newest album showed the overall changes and evolution of Radiohead’s sound.
Jon Stewart: How in the world, do you, Mitt Romney, justify making more in one day than the median American family makes in a year, while paying the effective taxes of the guy who has to scan your shoes at the airport?
Mitt Romney: I pay all of the taxes that are legally required, an not a dollar more. I don’t think you want someone, as the candidate for President who pays more taxes than he owes.
Jon Stewart: No.. but we might want one who thinks that’s WRONG!
GOP contender Newt Gingrich has made one of the biggest promises since JFK’s original moon exploration idea in the 60s: promising voters to establish a permanent base on the moon by the end of his expected term if he is elected president. Following the pattern of the airline boom in the 30s, Gingrich wants to transform the moon into a habitable state and make it a vacation destination by 2020. Seriously, yall. Newt is promising us the moon. Continue reading
Sometimes, people are stupid. Sometimes it’s an accident and sometimes they didn’t realize how stupid their ideas were, but no matter the motives, The Pit is here to point it out. Continue reading
Jesus Christ claims to have “totally fucking forgot” about the game Saturday, in which Tebow and the Broncos finally lost in their battle with Tom Brady’s Patriots.
According to the AP wire, Jesus Christ, who some believe to have sacrificed himself for all of mankind’s wrongdoings as well as being the son of the divine power who created “literally, everything,” spoke to reporters Tuesday morning about what happened Saturday.
Former Utah governor and GOP candidate Jon Huntsman dropped out of the race for the republican presidential nomination on Monday after placing third in last week’s New Hampshire primary. Even before his drop, he acknowledged that expectations for him in South Carolina’s primary were “very low.” Continue reading
Last night – shit hit the fan. A 14-year-old ex-Girl Scout, identified as Taylor, asked the American public to boycott Girl Scout cookies because of the group’s admittance of transgender boys to the Girl Scout program. Continue reading
I began questioning my prior actions that led me to being surrounded by people convinced that Tebow’s 316 yards, at 31.6 yards per carry, was no coincidence. Really? Continue reading